[whispers] i miss harry potter
[murmurs] i miSS HARRY POTTER
[exclaims] i misS HARRY POTTER
[yells] I MISS HARRY POTTER
[sCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS WITH A MEGAPHONE] I MISS HARRY POTTER
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
No but can you just imagine Mrs Weasley getting to the magical afterlife one day and the first thing she sees is a girl with red hair sprinting towards her.
For a fleeting moment she thinks it’s Ginny, but as the girl comes closer she recognises the kind smile and the emerald eyes that are shining with tears. It’s Lily Potter.
Lily pulls Mrs Weasley into a tight hug and can only whisper three words before dissolving into tears.
"Thank you, Molly."
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
When I was in the hospital
I was roomed with a schizophrenic
And she was the most gentle person I have ever met
There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck
Who told very funny jokes
A girl who never spoke a word
Would draw the most beautiful pictures
The boy who shook with anxiety
Could hold the most intelligent conversations
Even the girl who screamed in her sleep and picked at her skin
Had a heart the size of the ocean
We are not who you think we are
I’M LAUGHING BECAUSE JENSEN HAD BEEN MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE ON TWITTER PRIOR TO JOINING IT, BUT @JENSENACKLES IS LIKE THE MOST CLICHE/STEREOTYPICAL TWITTER-ER EVER
EXHIBIT A: THE #HASHTAGGER
EXHIBIT B: THE “LOOK-AT-ME-I’M-CHILLIN-WITH-MY-HOMIES-HERE’S-A-PHOTO-TO-PROVE-IT” HOMEBOY
SIDENOTE: GODBLESS THAT TANK TOP #ARMS
EXHIBIT C: THE “LOOK-AT-ME-I-HAVE-FRIENDS-WHO-ARE-ALSO-ON-TWITTER-AND-WE-TAKE-SELFIES-TOGETHER” RETWEETER
EXHIBIT C: THE “I’M-UP-ALL-NIGHT-AND-THIS-IS-WHAT-I’M-DOING” UPDATER
EXHIBIT D: THE “TWITTER-IS-FOR-DUMB-JOKES-AND-I’M-FUCKING-HILARIOUS” DUDEBRO
I DON’T KNOW IF HE’S DOING THIS ON PURPOSE TO SORT OF MOCK PEOPLE ON TWITTER
OR THIS IS REALLY WHAT HE THINKS HE’S SUPPOSED TO DO ON TWITTER
EITHER WAY, I LOVE IT. IT’S AWESOME. NEVER CHANGE, JENSEN
Amanda Abbington ladies and gents.
fuck this guy, seriously.
If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.
DO NOT REBLOG AND/OR PROMOTE JENNIFER LAWRENCE’S LEAKED PHOTOS.
SHE DID NOT RELEASE THEM.
THIS IS AN INVASION OF HER PERSONAL LIFE.
HELP MAINTAIN JEN’S DIGNITY AND HER PROFESSIONALISM AND DO. NOT. REBLOG. THE. LEAKED. PHOTOS. OF. HER.
Stand by Jennifer to help show our support.