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IT’S A THING IT’S REAL WE DID IT
we fucking coulson’d this shit don’t try to tell me otherwise
DOES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE HOW BIG OF A FUCKING DEAL THIS IS
I CHECKED IMDB THIS IS A REAL THING HERE
We have the power! Now we just need to remain consistent on #KevinLives
DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS
i feel like theres a story behind this that needs to be told
do you really need the whole story
In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.
Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.
Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.
And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.
How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies
How don’t you
but what i really don’t understand is, why do people ask about scars? i don’t understand how someone could see these marks on your body and go “oh how did that happen?”
me at night: ”Tomorrow I will wear something nice!”
do you ever have those friends you just REALLY FUCKING appreciate. like god DAMN i really fucking apprecIATE YOU. thank you for fucking existing. thanks for fucking finding me worthy of you. i usually words like frick but you just make me go FUCK. FUck fuck thank you